General Bidet Discussion - the good, the bad and the ugly

Renzatic

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I don't know. Bidets are just so...so...European.

Now here's the American way to clean your ass.

The REAL AMERICAN way to wash your ass would be a pressure washer hooked up to a diesel engine!

I'm ready to spend some time in Japan just for their incredible bidets. Imagine a place where you can find bidets even in public restrooms!

But it's offset by the Japanese using those really uncomfortable looking squatty toilets. You can't relax and read a magazine using one of those.
 

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But it's offset by the Japanese using those really uncomfortable looking squatty toilets. You can't relax and read a magazine using one of those.
You mean traditional Turkish toilets? Never had a problem with them, but I’ve seen more of them in France than anywhere I‘ve been in Asia.l
 

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But what about the squatty toilets?

You find them all across central Asia, the Caucasus, and you used to find them in parts of what used to be known as the Soviet Union (including the Baltic states) and above all, in the states that comprised Soviet central Asia - and here, yes, I am speaking (writing?) from (ah) lived experience.

No, not a fan.
 

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We just got another one for the second bathroom, not sure how we've ever lived without them now. We were like cavemen!
 
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