I love our godless, communist platform!

[Thomas Veil]

I'm sorry, there is no way this is not funny as heck.

Mike Lindell, the Trump guy with the memory foam brain who has been banned everywhere else, tries to launch his own social media platform, fails colossally and calls it an "epic success".

Mike Lindell's Site Frank Goes Down Days After Launch, Dubbed Epic Success

The site was pitched as being a hybrid of YouTube and Twitter but fans of the MyPillow CEO were left unable to create accounts.

www.newsweek.com

So Lindell's website is called Frank, and if you'd like to steal a quick look at it, click here. Don't worry--three days after its announced big launch, it's nothing but a primitive looking landing page with a crazy video clip or two embedded.

Lindell's been claiming he's the victim of everything from a massive cyber attack to "billions" of people trying to sign up.

If Lindell can't get this site up (frankspeech.com), I recommend he try one or two other domain names.

I notice that crank.com is available. And boy, wouldn't that be more fitting!

I'm sorry to say that crankspeech.com is already taken, and it's a much cooler site than Lindell's.

 

[Thomas Veil]

This keeps getting better. Drupal experts say the content management software wasn’t meant for what Lindell is trying to do, and even then he made very elementary mistakes.

Coding experts tell Salon Mike Lindell's botched social site was doomed to fail

One "grandmaster" in the content software Drupal describes Lindell's social platform as "not even student work"

www.salon.com

"Despite how much I love it, Drupal simply isn't the right tool for the number of users with the features that he wants to provide. It would take a massive effort of 12 to 18 months to build out the needed hosting setup and application architecture, and this would come with an enormous degree of risk. The idea that he could do this in just a couple of months is patently absurd, and I think the results speak for themselves."

Given Lindell’s penchant for reality avoidance, I’d say this sounds just about right.

 

[Runs For Fun]

This keeps getting better. Drupal experts say the content management software wasn’t meant for what Lindell is trying to do, and even then he made very elementary mistakes.

Coding experts tell Salon Mike Lindell's botched social site was doomed to fail

One "grandmaster" in the content software Drupal describes Lindell's social platform as "not even student work"

www.salon.com

Given Lindell’s penchant for reality avoidance, I’d say this sounds just about right.

WTF? He was using Drupal for this site? What?...I can't...even... That's like trying to saw wood with a hammer.

 

[SuperMatt]

More like Derp-al in his case.

 

[Thomas Veil]

For my own part, I’m designing a site to compete with Amazon.com. I’m building it with Wix.

 

[Thomas Veil]

It’s just not Lindell’s week, I guess.

Razzie Awards: Sia's 'Music,' Rudy Giuliani's embarrassing 'Borat' cameo named worst of the year

Sia's controversial "Music" starring Kate Hudson led this year's Razzie Awards, which honor the worst of Hollywood. Rudy Giuliani was also recognized.

www.usatoday.com

Lindell’s film “Absolute Proof” won Worst Picture, and Lindell himself nabbed Worst Actor.

(Giuliani won Worst Supporting Actor. )

 

[Zoidberg]

It’s just not Lindell’s week, I guess.

Razzie Awards: Sia's 'Music,' Rudy Giuliani's embarrassing 'Borat' cameo named worst of the year

Sia's controversial "Music" starring Kate Hudson led this year's Razzie Awards, which honor the worst of Hollywood. Rudy Giuliani was also recognized.

www.usatoday.com

Lindell’s film “Absolute Proof” won Worst Picture, and Lindell himself nabbed Worst Actor.

(Giuliani won Worst Supporting Actor. )

When you get a Razzie award to the worst actor in a role as... yourself