Lauren Boebert: What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with her?

[Runs For Fun]

Batshit insane

Listen: Lauren Boebert’s neighbors’ 911 calls describe threats, husband running over mailbox

U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert’s husband reportedly threatened his neighbors on Aug. 4 and ran over a mailbox during a confrontation. Hear the two 911 calls from neighbors reporting the incident to…

www.denverpost.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

maybe trailer grease stopped by and they had a fight?

 

[Renzatic]

Batshit insane

I keep telling you all, this is the white trash uprising.

 

[lizkat]

I keep telling you all, this is the white trash uprising.

They seem to have adequate representation in the US House. So what's their beef anyway?

 

[Yoused]

maybe trailer grease stopped by and they had a fight?

no, it looks more like the Bovinefarts studied Mooselini Sarah's family and have been emulating them

 

[fooferdoggie]

no, it looks more like the Bovinefarts studied Mooselini Sarah's family and have been emulating them

thats not as much fun to think about.

 

[Runs For Fun]

Lauren Boebert's microphone cut as she is told to stop speaking five times

The Republican claimed the Inflation Reduction Act would lead to "armed robbery against Americans" as she went over her allotted time.

www.newsweek.com

And Lol

 

[Renzatic]

They seem to have adequate representation in the US House. So what's their beef anyway?

They're white trash. They don't need a reason to fight, other than to show YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND MY FOOT'S THE LAWNMOWER!

 

[Yoused]

We might have some clue

Stan Lane - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

as to what is the source of her major malfunction.

A pro "wrestler" named Stan Lane was accused by Lauren's mother of being Lauren's father. The DNA test showed that he was not. Or, rather, it showed that someone was not: there seems to be some indication that Lane bribed the lab worker to make himself not Lauren's father.

 

[fooferdoggie]

We might have some clue

Stan Lane - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

as to what is the source of her major malfunction.

A pro "wrestler" named Stan Lane was accused by Lauren's mother of being Lauren's father. The DNA test showed that he was not. Or, rather, it showed that someone was not: there seems to be some indication that Lane bribed the lab worker to make himself not Lauren's father.

can you blame him?

 

[Renzatic]

We might have some clue

Stan Lane - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

as to what is the source of her major malfunction.

A pro "wrestler" named Stan Lane was accused by Lauren's mother of being Lauren's father. The DNA test showed that he was not. Or, rather, it showed that someone was not: there seems to be some indication that Lane bribed the lab worker to make himself not Lauren's father.

I keep telling you all. The only way the Boebart's could be more white trash is if they ended up burning down their neighbor's chicken coop because he fucked their cousin's sister.

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[lizkat]

That Colorado district 3 is red, and Boebert won her primary, but the Democrat Adam Frisch is only trailing by about 7% and meanwhile both Trump's and Boebert's approval ratings are declining. It's possible some of the right-leaner might even stay home.

So all that and Graham's idiotic proposal for a national abortion ban might net the Dems an extra seat in the Colorado delegation after the midterms. Not even every conservative Republican is a fan of a total ban on abortion.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1571254890592174080/

 

[shadow puppet]

I really want this to be wrong. I feel sick.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1581799412938203136/

 

[fooferdoggie]

or as I call her Bovine fart needs her own thread.

Russian State TV Hails Lauren Boebert For Refusing To Stand For War Hero Volodymyr Zelensky​

Right-wing Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) won a significant new fan — Kremlin state TV — for refusing to stand and applaud Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky when he spoke to Congress in Washington, D.C., last Wednesday.
It hailed her as “brave” for failing to honor Zelensky, who has led his nation against a bloody, brutal invasion by Russia. The broadcast also gave shout outs to Rep. Matt Gaetz(R-Florida) and far-right Fox News host Tucker Carlson for dissing the leader considered a hero by his country.

Russian State TV Hails Lauren Boebert For Refusing To Stand For War Hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Lawmaker who just squeaked by with a win in Colorado choses a side.

www.huffpost.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[fooferdoggie]

proving they are both traitor trash.

Lauren Boebert Reveals Details Of Bathroom Spat With Marjorie Taylor Greene​

Lauren Boebert Reveals Details Of Bathroom Spat With Marjorie Taylor Greene

The Colorado Republican confirmed reporting she had told her Georgia colleague: "Don't be ugly."

www.huffpost.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

because trailer grease was getting too much attention.

Twitter Explodes Over Lauren Boebert's Clueless State Of The Union Tweet​

“Hey Joe, YOU CLOSED THEM!” she tweeted, citing a line from Biden’s speech in which he said: “In the midst of the COVID crisis, when schools were closed and we were shutting down everything, let’s recognize how far we came in the fight against the pandemic itself.”

Twitter Explodes Over Lauren Boebert's Clueless State Of The Union Tweet

The Colorado Republican appeared to forget who was president in 2020.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

because trailer grease was getting too much attention.

Twitter Explodes Over Lauren Boebert's Clueless State Of The Union Tweet​

“Hey Joe, YOU CLOSED THEM!” she tweeted, citing a line from Biden’s speech in which he said: “In the midst of the COVID crisis, when schools were closed and we were shutting down everything, let’s recognize how far we came in the fight against the pandemic itself.”

Twitter Explodes Over Lauren Boebert's Clueless State Of The Union Tweet

The Colorado Republican appeared to forget who was president in 2020.

www.huffpost.com

She can offset this error by reminding everybody that Trump freed the slaves and supervised the construction of the great pyramids as part of his real estate empire.

 

[Citysnaps]

Heh: "Have you considered taking the person, woman, man, camera, TV test that Trump bragged about? "