Kamala Harris Humbled To Have Been Chosen Exclusively For Her Race, Gender
U.S. - In a tearful 'thank-you' to Joe Biden this week, Kamala Harris expressed how deeply humbled she was to have been chosen for VP based solely on her race and her gender. According to sources in the Democrat Party, Harris has both the required number of chromosomes in her cells, and also the...babylonbee.com
Which, of course, anyone with a pussy or anyone who has successfully interacted with one knows is... uh... not the case. But just to confirm this, gynecologists took to Twitter to explain that yes, actually, wet vaginas are good and normal. I’m not sure who to feel more sorry for, Ben Shapiro or his poor wife’s bone-dry coochie, but one thing for sure is they both need help.