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Suffer from a severe case of indigestion.
Randy couple had oral sex in cop car after woman said 'we should make OnlyFans vid'
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Thomas Veil
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I predict the next big video will somebody shoving an Apple Pencil up their ass.
I'm honestly surprised that hasn't happened already.
ronntaylor
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I'm sure it's probably already happened. And someone probably already shoved one in their penis.
You could consider this a corollary of Rule 34. If it can be shoved up someone, then it has been shoved up someone.
ronntaylor
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Yeah, you probably don't want to look up "sounding" at all! I still curse a former co-worker that told me about it during my first days online. Real nutter.
You do know telling someone not to do something is basically a big endorsement to do it, right? Think about it. How many times has someone told you not to look something up, and you followed their advice? Never, right?
Anyway, you're a bastard. Why did you do this to me?
yaxomoxay
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Fuck. Why did you tell me to not look it up? Not sure I’ll recover.
Are you going to spoil it, or do we all have to be traumatized?
yaxomoxay
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he watched. I watched. You shall watch.
It involves your urethra. I'd tell you more, but let's face it, you're gonna look it up anyway.
It's the equal inverse to the corollary to Rule 34. If it can have something shoved in it, then someone has shoved something into it.
Just for that, I WON’T go look it up.
You'll look it up.
Nope. As Danah Carvey playing George Bush on Saturday Night Live used to say: Nah Gah Dah! (Not going to do it)
…it’s only a matter of time. You will give in. You have to know.
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In a similar story, a passerby near the Madison WI Farm & Fleet store noticed an officer and a civilian inflagrante in a city police car. The department has "accepted the officer's resignation" – because rape, murder and theft are just part of the job (gotta show us that they are above the law) but using company resources for your own recreation will get you shown the door every time.
yaxomoxay
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You have to. You shall. You must.
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How could I resist? I just HAD to look it up..... Oh, my......
Fight the power!