The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1448744624181420036/

Bonus:
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1448713858571554824/

Why? Because of the current guy that is destroying the UNITED STATES Postal Service, was put in place by who???????

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1448746014572228618/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1449412969872322560/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1450432038482415617/

 

[MEJHarrison]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1449412969872322560/

Oh that was a good one! But I finally figured it out. It's the Kennedy quote. It's the only one of the 5 that doesn't attribute to quote to anyone.

Granted, that's not quite the answer they were going for. Regardless, it's an accurate answer and I stand by it.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1450613483838476289/

It's amazing the attempted mental gymnastics that are made.

45 is actually still the president, but is NOT responsible for what happened during the withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Wha?!!

 

[Thomas Veil]

its a bit late but this guy is so good.

New 'SNL' Comic Is 'Best Trump Impersonator.' See Why.

Johnson, officially announced as a new cast member before Saturday's 47th season premiere, has been lauded as a pitch-perfect impressionist of the ex-president.

www.huffpost.com

Wow. That is dead-on. Right up there with Frank Caliendo’s impression of John Madden.

I spoilered this because you really do not want to see it. If you are curious, pop the spoiler open for just barely long enough to get a glimpse and snap it shut right away.

Spoiler: for masochists only

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445942275973042179/​

That poor…sick…obviously girl-friendless soul.

 

[Thomas Veil]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1450432038482415617/

You can never have enough Jordan Klepper talking to the idiots at Trump rallies. He doesn't make fun of them, he just gives them the opportunity to make asses of themselves, and darn if they don't seize that opportunity every time.

I just wonder how long he's going to be able to do this before he starts getting recognized and they chase him away...or worse.

 

[DT]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454103640755642373/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454626380390432771/

I'd feel sorry for her, ...but I won't.

 

[fooferdoggie]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454626380390432771/

I'd feel sorry for her, ...but I won't.

She is earning every bit of what she got for marring him.

 

[Joe]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454626380390432771/

I'd feel sorry for her, ...but I won't.

She deserves everything she gets. She’s just as awful as he is.

 

[JayMysteri0]

 

[Eric]

I know Biden is our guy but some of these PoopGate memes are gold.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454795205983543298/

Even thought this is a bogus rumor, let he (or she) who hasn't crapped themselves cast the last stone.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1454962694013038595/

 

[Thomas Veil]

Came across this photo yesterday and had to laugh at Donald Trump pulling his wife behind him like a piece of airport luggage.

Or perhaps he’s in a hurry. “Come on, honey, we’ve got to get out of here. I see a process server.”