The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[Yoused]

That is not how Hateriots spell "rite".

 

[JayMysteri0]

I can't top this post, I'm done for the day
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349757597872697346/

 

[JayMysteri0]

The internet for the win
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349829956579127298/

 

[lizkat]

The internet for the win
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349829956579127298/

Wow... killer credits.

 

[lizkat]

Almost time...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349851789072297984/

 

[Yoused]

Yes, but what does he have in that thing? Silverware, paintings, busts, pieces of the Resolute desk ... ?

 

[lizkat]

Yes, but what does he have in that thing? Silverware, paintings, busts, pieces of the Resolute desk ... ?

11780 ballots?

 

[JayMysteri0]

THIS already tops anything I will post today...

Before we begin, I want you to know I will completely understand if you are mad at me for showing this.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349579012088107010/

It's only human to want others to suffer as you have. I saw this, now you have to.

 

[JayMysteri0]

Like a fucking snapshot in time of what America is known for in other parts of the world

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349746945791725569/

Excess & stupidity

"That time in American history when America said, we really need to see how low we can set the bar."

 

[lizkat]

THIS already tops anything I will post today...

Before we begin, I want you to know I will completely understand if you are mad at me for showing this.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1349579012088107010/

It's only human to want others to suffer as you have. I saw this, now you have to.

Well hey the blurb notes it's available on Kindle Unlimited so it's not like Amazon is actually censoring everything Trumpy... even if they are in court now robustly defending their decision to unhost Parler's website.

 

[JayMysteri0]

Seriously 45ers?

Trending on Twitter:

Jokes and puns are picking up in response to some Trump supporters calling for ‘marshall law’ instead of ‘martial law’

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1350154619939418116/

My favorite one...
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1350157455662215169/

 

[User.168]

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[lizkat]

Not humor about Donald, but hilarious... posting here bc Ted Cruz is not worth his own thread.

EDIT: However, and sadly, it's claimed to be fake news... I'm crushed...

2nd EDIT: furthermore the tweet is gone now. well it was fun while it lasted. Here's a halfbaked snapshot.

 

[Yoused]

Lincoln strikes again!

 

[Yoused]

Trump aide returning to school and driving for Uber after being shut out of job interviews: report

On MSNBC Saturday, former White House staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman said that some of the aides still working in the administration are crippled by the inability to find work — and that one staffer she knows will be forced to go back to grad school and drive for Uber on the side to get by...

www.rawstory.com

Many former WH staffers are putting "been in prison the past 4 years" to avoid the stain.

 

[Yoused]

This is for old folks



though this one might be more recognizable

 

[Arkitect]

No more steel manufacturing?
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Aaaaaargh!

I hate to be "That guy". It is a Photoshop fake.
After years on FaceBook putting out fake news fires it's a habit to double check.

 

[Arkitect]

 

[User.168]

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[Yoused]

T-45:00 and counting