The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[DT]

It's a complete shit show, there's boats ON FIRE.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302329277367549952/

 

[Thomas Veil]

When morons get together, they don't check lake conditions and they barbecue on deck.

Trying to figure out if this is the Hand of God or just symbolic of Trump's entire term.

 

[Eric]

Apparently a number of boats ... sank.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302329264533114880/

This could not be more poetic.

 

[Eric]

It's a complete shit show, there's boats ON FIRE.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302329277367549952/

The Lord works in mysterious ways

 

[Eric]

Dumbkirk... Apparently they treat life vest like masks and avoid them like the plague.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302344161476128771/

 

[Yoused]

When morons get together, they don't check lake conditions and they barbecue on deck.

But we gots no charcoal

Hey, man, look, deck's made of wood

 

[Thomas Veil]

I’m surprised we didn’t get an angry Trump tweet...

DISGRACEFUL. So called Trump fans sank their BOATS and didn’t go down with them! What kind of LOYALTY is THAT? Losers! Real PATRIOTS would have DROWNED for me. So unfair!​

 

[Thomas Veil]

What do you yell when your Trump boat goes down...”Abandon shit”?

 

[JayMysteri0]

It's amazing what you can learn while practicing your photoshop skills.

 

[Yoused]

Here is the regatta:

Apparently, in a tsunami of symmetry, the sinkings were the result of boats being swamped in the wake of larger boats (hey, I thought he was supposed to drain that thing).

Or, maybe it was protesters with bags of soup?

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1300480941312405511/

 

[Thomas Veil]

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302722944871870464/

 

[Thomas Veil]

 

[Yoused]

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

 

[DT]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

 

[Huntn]

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

Word is 7 boats sank during the Lake Travis Thump parade, how apropos. I wonder how many were insure?

 

[Huntn]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

I assume someone pulled it over?

 

[DT]

I assume someone pulled it over?

Yeah man, there's a rope (or chain) connected to a truck right in the video!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Holy shit ... hahahahaha ...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302996036797882368/

Somebody somewhere is going to get in trouble for that, but that was awesome. Let's hope Trump falls on his face like that on November 3.

Personal account of the sinking of the SS MAGAritaville

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1302370759705268229/

Son of a gun--I thought I was joking!

This idiot really did want to go down with the ship. He's almost crying.