The official Florida man thread

[fooferdoggie]

even your cars are not safe.

Large hole swallows car in Palm Harbor driveway

The hole is about 10 feet by 10 feet in size, fire officials said in a news release.

www.tampabay.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida bus driver.

Collier Area Transit bus caught on video driving wrong way during rush hour traffic​

Collier Area Transit bus caught on video driving wrong way during rush hour traffic

A Collier Area Transit bus was caught on camera driving the wrong way down a busy road during rush hour traffic.

nbc-2.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Family from Florida goes to Hawaii, gets caught with fake vaccine cards...

Florida couple busted in Hawaii with fake vaccine cards | Boing Boing

Enzo and Daniela Dalmazzo were arrested last week in Honolulu for having fake vaccine cards. That’s not too surprising, given the fact that they’re from Florida. The odd thing abou…

boingboing.net

 

[DT]

JFC ...

 

[MEJHarrison]

JFC ...

I've watched it twice now. I'm giving it a 50-ish way tie for my favorite comments. It would be quicker to point out the parts that only made me laugh a little bit.

 

[Alli]

“I’m a Christian. I would never mask my children.” I’ve read the story of Abraham once too often so I will happily leave my children at the alter and if god wants them they’re his to take. I’m just a vessel.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida Man discovers Twitter on August 8th, by August 9th his account had been suspended, by August 12th he was under arrest for his Tweets. Don't Fark with the House of Mouse in Florida

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies​

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies

A man went on a prolific tweetstorm, ranting about Activision's ongoing legal problems and threatening to blow up Disney executives' homes, authorities say. Deputies arrested Steven James Jordan, 31, on Thursday and booked him into the Pinellas County Jail, online records show.

lawandcrime.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Florida Man discovers Twitter on August 8th, by August 9th his account had been suspended, by August 12th he was under arrest for his Tweets. Don't Fark with the House of Mouse in Florida

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies​

Man Threatened to Blow Up Disney Executives’ Homes, Ranted About Activision, Sent 186 Tweets in Three Hours: Deputies

A man went on a prolific tweetstorm, ranting about Activision's ongoing legal problems and threatening to blow up Disney executives' homes, authorities say. Deputies arrested Steven James Jordan, 31, on Thursday and booked him into the Pinellas County Jail, online records show.

lawandcrime.com

I expected the picture to be of Donald Trump when I read the headline.

 

[DT]

WTF with Activision, hahaha ...

“There were several other tweets directed toward Activision Games in reference to their video games, derogatory comments about their executives, and other current litigation issues,”

 

[fooferdoggie]

No matter how good your counterfeit vaccination cards are, if they're for your kids who are 4 and 5 years old, you're gonna get caught

Florida couple arrested in Hawaii for using fake vaccination cards​

Florida couple arrested in Hawaii for using fake vaccination cards

The couple was arrested on the north shore of Honolulu after attempting to use the cards for their kids who were born in 2016 and 2017. The kids are too young to be vaccinated and gave the couple a…

www.wfla.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Felony Rap In Knifepoint Candy Bar Robbery​

armed robbery for a candy bar then did not even take it.

Felony Rap In Knifepoint Candy Bar Robbery

AUGUST 19--You’re not you when you’re hungry. A Florida Man is jailed on an armed robbery charge after allegedly trying to steal a Snickers candy bar at knifepoint in a Wawa convenience store. A cler

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

‘I’m a Cop’: Off-Duty Police Officer Allegedly Grabbed Woman’s Hips During Karaoke, Punched Her Husband​

'I'm a Cop': Off-Duty Police Officer Allegedly Grabbed Woman's Hips During Karaoke, Punched Her Husband

An off-duty police officer put his hands on a woman's hips, and after she rejected him, he punched her husband, say cops in New Smyrna Beach, Florida.

lawandcrime.com

 

[User.168]

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[fooferdoggie]

oops

 

[JayMysteri0]

Something to bear in mind as well, as we worry about the kids
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1434539727844257793/

There really needs to start an accountability for the actions / inactions of some leaders who made their decisions based on politics, and NOT their citizenry.

 

[Huntn]

I never realized what a fun State Florida is…I usually visit once a year to see my Dad, but so far nothing to report.

 

[Huntn]

Something to bear in mind as well, as we worry about the kids
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1434539727844257793/

There really needs to start an accountability for the actions / inactions of some leaders who made their decisions based on politics, and NOT their citizenry.

He’s a political nitwit, supported by a majority of Southern nitwits, questions?

 

[JayMysteri0]

EVERYTHING will be fine
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1434685955097698305/
What could go wrong?

 

[fooferdoggie]

He led police on a chase on a kayak, then on foot. Cops say they caught him with lobsters in his pockets.​

He led police on a chase on a kayak, then on foot. Cops say they caught him with lobsters in his pockets.

State marine patrol police in the Florida Keys said a Miami Lakes man led them on a chase on a kayak through a canal and then on foot through a Key Largo neighborhood.

www.yahoo.com

 

[SuperMatt]

He led police on a chase on a kayak, then on foot. Cops say they caught him with lobsters in his pockets.​

He led police on a chase on a kayak, then on foot. Cops say they caught him with lobsters in his pockets.

State marine patrol police in the Florida Keys said a Miami Lakes man led them on a chase on a kayak through a canal and then on foot through a Key Largo neighborhood.

www.yahoo.com

There are fish tales, then there are Lobster Tales!