The official Florida man thread

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1473863286466691073/

 

[Yoused]

Since I did not feel like starting a new thread, I nominate this guy as an honorary Florida Man Wannabe

Man taken to hospital after oxygen tank explodes

A man was taken to the hospital Thursday afternoon after an oxygen tank exploded, 911 dispatchers confirm.

www.wsaz.com

He was pounding on an oxygen tank with a hammer. Why he was doing that is, well, baffling. It was in Charleston West Virginia, which is, AFAICT, right next to Florida. At least, sometimes it seems like it.

 

[fooferdoggie]

So, we were just trespassing to tell you guys Merry Xmas, or Happy Holidays, and... yeah, anyway, there was an 'incident' and my husband strangled your kangaroo

Branch County restaurant owner who defied Michigan shutdowns dies of Covid

www.deadlinedetroit.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Police Chief Told Officers Where To Get Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards​

Police Chief Told Officers Where To Get Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards

T.J. Smith, the police chief in Oakboro, North Carolina, was placed on probation after an external investigation confirmed the scheme.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Alli]

Police Chief Told Officers Where To Get Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards​

Police Chief Told Officers Where To Get Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards

T.J. Smith, the police chief in Oakboro, North Carolina, was placed on probation after an external investigation confirmed the scheme.

www.huffpost.com

He should have been fired immediately.

 

[Yoused]

He should have been fired immediately.

This guy got in serious trouble for doing that

Multnomah County deputy pleads guilty to vaccine card scam

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A Multnomah County sheriff’s deputy pleaded guilty Tuesday to misusing vaccine cards, according to the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office.

apnews.com

but the part about that story is that the county sheriff cannot manage to hire deputies who live in the same fucking state much less even the same county.

 

[Thomas Veil]

“…And I have no idea how they got there.”

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Florida authorities say they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man’s penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

www.news5cleveland.com

 

[Yoused]

this headline makes FloridaMan sad

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh

This is our first Christmas without Rush Limbaugh, and for millions of us it is a terrible void.

www.foxnews.com

 

[SuperMatt]

this headline makes FloridaMan sad

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh

This is our first Christmas without Rush Limbaugh, and for millions of us it is a terrible void.

www.foxnews.com

Thanks Santa!

 

[fooferdoggie]

nothing says Christmas in Florida like a good shooting.

Police: Boca Raton man shot over loud music argument​

Police: Boca Raton man shot over loud music argument

The victim's family was able to wrestle Zachary Moncada to the ground after he fired at them, according to a report.

www.palmbeachpost.com

 

[Thomas Veil]

Thanks Santa!

God, the boo-hoo-hooing over that man’s death. I’m gonna fwow up.

 

[Yoused]

God, the boo-hoo-hooing over that man’s death

Come in here, dear boy,
Have a cigar …

 

[JayMysteri0]

Critics Attack Florida Gov. as COVID Ravages State—'Ron DeSantis is MIA'

Jerry Demings, the mayor of Orange County, said residents should be "outraged" and asked: "Where is Ron DeSantis now?"

www.newsweek.com

Critics have rounded on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis after his state broke its daily record for new COVID-19 cases three times in a week.

Two Florida elected officials, an MSNBC host, and the head of a group seeking to remove DeSantis from office have all suggested that the Republican governor is "missing in action" in recent days.

The state recorded 46,923 new COVID-19 cases on Wednesday. That was the highest single-day increase in infections since the pandemic began, while the previous record had been set at 32,874 daily cases on Christmas Eve. Before that, a new record of 31,744 cases was recorded on December 23.

Cross noted that according to The Orlando Sentinel, DeSantis last held a press conference about COVID-19 on December 17. She went to discuss a photo DeSantis had shared to Instagram and Twitter "just hours" after Demings' comments that showed him at a restaurant.

A demonstration of leadership style for a guy seeking higher office?

 

[fooferdoggie]

A demonstration of leadership style for a guy seeking higher office?

on vacation with good old teddy?

 

[SuperMatt]

on vacation with good old teddy?

Or hiding in his basement... why isn’t Fox upset about it when DeSantis is doing it?

McEnany: Biden won't be able to hide 'in the basement' anymore if he runs in 2024

'The Five' react to President Biden throwing some possible doubts on the 2024 elections when he said he would run depending on his health.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Or hiding in his basement... why isn’t Fox upset about it when DeSantis is doing it?

If the rest of their reporting and accusations is any indicator, it’s because Fox knows DeSantis’ basement is where the real elite pedophile ring is run from.

 

[SuperMatt]

If the rest of their reporting and accusations is any indicator, it’s because Fox knows DeSantis’ basement is where the real elite pedophile ring is run from.

But is the pizza any good?

 

[JayMysteri0]

Update: The guy is in fact actually on vacation.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476605862533902342/

Just need to find out he's golfing, and he is indeed a fitting replacement.

Oh wait...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476696376671145984/



WTF?

Wait. This just in...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476648237364768789/
She's still killing it.

 

[Thomas Veil]

^ WTF??

 

[SuperMatt]

Update: The guy is in fact actually on vacation.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476605862533902342/

Just need to find out he's golfing, and he is indeed a fitting replacement.

Oh wait...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476696376671145984/



WTF?

Wait. This just in...

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1476648237364768789/
She's still killing it.

I looked for coverage of this on Fox, and didn’t find any direct coverage. However, I did find that they are going after AOC for visiting Miami and eating outdoors without a mask. They also point out that the office of DeSantis called her out for it on Twitter.

So, they are alluding to Ron’s disappearance without actually addressing it, and instead focusing on a House member taking vacation while hand-waving away the absence of the GOVERNOR of possibly the worst-hit state in America.

And DeSantis’ office is trying to distract from his disappearing act by attacking AOC? I mean, at least we know where she is, unlike the Florida governor.

Sadly, many people only get ”news” from Fox, so they might not even know about the missing governor, but they sure are
outraged at AOC, as always.

AOC in Miami Beach for 'taste of freedom' as New York sees record number of COVID cases: report

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to get an early start on New Year’s weekend Thursday, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com