The Onion interviews Madison Cawthorne

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:ROFLMAO:

The Onion: Are you bothered that the media is focusing so much on leaks and not your history of lying and sexual misconduct allegations?

Cawthorn: Yeah. I worked hard to be a piece of shit, and that’s barely getting out there.

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The Onion: Why were you rejected from the United States Naval Academy?

Cawthorn: I forgot the word for “boat” during my interview and repeatedly referred to them as water-trucks.
 

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I went looking for any clue of him being popular and couldn't really find anything. Admittedly I didn't dig deep but you shouldn't have to. All links point to the Republican party actively working to crush him. So I guess he's a bit of an odd duck, not the right type of loon. It's like being in a room with everybody sharing off color jokes and then he takes it waaaaaay too far and the room instantly falls silent.
 
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