The Truly Vile Von Trumpp Family

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Was tempted to put a title on the lines of "the Vile Von Trumpp Family" on this thread, but - desisted, and resisted - ever so fleetingly.

Anyway, I just read a piece reported today in a number of outlets about how the Secret Service detail who had been given the task of guarding, minding, protecting, the ghastly Ivanka Trump and her loathsome spouse, Jared Kushner, were not permitted to use any of the - wait for it - 6.5 restrooms by the gilded couple, in what was described as their Washington mansion, while on duty.

Thus, the security detail were obliged to seek out alternatives which included - at different times - local restaurants, the nearby residences of respectively, Barack & Michelle Obama, and that of Mike Pence, plus portable potty arrangements, which didn't go down terribly well with the neighbours in such an exclusive and upmarket neighbourhood.

Eventually, at considerable public expense, a small apartment - a small space - was rented so that the security detail assigned to (guard, mind, protect at the cost of their own lives) that singularly repellant couple could answer the call of nature as needed.
 
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Was tempted to put a title on the lines of "the Vile Von Trumpp Family" on this thread, but - desisted, and resisted - ever so fleetingly.

Anyway, I just read a piece reported today in a number of outlets about how the Secret Service detail who had been given the task of guarding, minding, protecting, the ghastly Ivanka Trump and her loathsome spouse, Jared Kushner, were not permitted to use any of the - wait for it - 6.5 restrooms in what was described as their Washington mansion by the gilded couple while on duty.

Thus, the security detail were obliged to seek out alternatives which included - at different times - local restaurants, the nearby residences of respectively, Barack & Michelle Obama, and that of Mike Pence, plus portable potty arrangements, which didn't go down terribly well with the neighbours in such an exclusive and upmarket neighbourhood.

Eventually, at considerable public expense, a small apartment - a small space - was rented so that the security detail assigned to (guard, mind, protect at the cost of their own lives) that singularly repellant couple could answer the call of nature as needed.

In their defense, they have a small operation of strangling toddlers and then cutting “Hillary did this” into their chest that requires the use of all 6.5 bathrooms. It would be low class to allow people to use the bathrooms under these conditions.
 

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And now it's time for everyone's favorite soap opera, Jared Loves Ivanka. In our last episode, as you recall...

When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple sources who know the couple said the idea was the White House years would allow easy entree to their ambitious next steps: Kushner would become a powerful player in global politics and Trump would become a shoo-in to a higher office of her own.
The couple have never been shy about their combined love of power. When they got engaged, Ivanka Trump said in an interview that she knew Kushner was the one when she found his ambition matched hers.
"Jared and I are very similar in that we're very ambitious. That's what makes it so amazing to be in a relationship with someone who is supportive of that," Trump told New York Magazine in 2009.

Can't you just hear all of America smiling and going, "Awwwwwwww! That's so sweet!" ♥️♥️♥️

That is true love.💘
 

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And now it's time for everyone's favorite soap opera, Jared Loves Ivanka. In our last episode, as you recall...




Can't you just hear all of America smiling and going, "Awwwwwwww! That's so sweet!" ♥️♥️♥️

That is true love.💘
I feel like I’m just as ambitious as Jared, but I ran into a few issues trying to take the same path.

When I applied to Harvard, I asked my parents if they could donate a few million bucks to make sure I got in, but they didn’t have a few million bucks to spare, they claimed...

Then when it was time to start my own business, I asked banks to loan me 1.8 billion dollars to buy some properties, and for some reason they preferred to give it to the kids of parents that were already billionaires and/or friends of theirs.

When I was out of money, I asked Vornado if they would take on half of my debts for 50% ownership of my Ford escort. They declined....

I guess Jared is just way more ambitious than me....
 

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