Unlike the Senate Minority Leader Himself, This Mitch McConnell Dildo Actually Supports Abortion Rights

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well the Japanese used to call it a turtlehead.

The thought of ‘getting off’ to Mitch McConnell is downright repulsive to me, but when I saw that sexual wellness brand Dame released a dildo partially-molded with the face of the anti-choice politician, I was intrigued nonetheless. It turns out the brand launched the unusual sex toy as a part of a new campaign—‘Get F*cked by the Government on Your Own Terms.’ The campaign comes in the wake of the US Supreme Court’s recent Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade; a decision that was undoubtedly the result of the Kentucky senator’s long-term agenda to ensure his legacy of attacking women’s rights by strategically establishing a conservative majority on the Supreme Court.

 

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Is it floppy and limp too, just like the genuine article?

Or is it modeled after the Trump version, which promises to get you off but doesn’t, is advertised as twelve inches but is actually three, and has a coin slot that takes your money but doesn’t work?

It’s not a bad statement though. Right-wing themed sex toys and safe sex gear.
 
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