If you're planning to call in sick, don't leave your hit list detailing the mass shooting you're planning at your workplace in plain view on your desk

[fooferdoggie]

glad this idiot was a idiot.

Utah Man Charged After Boss Found Employee ‘Hit List’ on Desk​

Utah Man Charged After Boss Found Employee ‘Hit List’ on Desk

Kevin Michael Jerman, 56, “had the firearms, knowledge, and experience to carry out the plan he had written down on paper.”

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Joe]

Yeah I made my own plans in case someone starts shooting at my job. I already know my exit strategy.

 

[fooferdoggie]

if someone starts shooting at my work I am in trouble as I work alone and it would be myself

 

[Cmaier]

Yeah I made my own plans in case someone starts shooting at my job. I already know my exit strategy.

The guy who would have won the “most likely to inspire an escape plan” award in my office is no longer there, but for a long time was prepared to throw a chair through my second floor window and jump if needed.