Ted Cruz Raises Money By Signing, Selling Copies Of Dr. Seuss Book He Did Not Write

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Fixed that for you.
He's a Princeton/Harvard alum. This is a persona he thinks he can sell in Texas...
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The "Tough as Texas" line cracked me up. There's so much accidental self-own here...
 

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He's not stupid. He just knows how to play to his audience in Texas. This fool went to private school in Houston and was the valedictorian of his class. But if you follow him he is always playing to the redneck base in Texas. He will show himself dressed like Duck Dynasty hunting with a big gun. If you have ever seen the video of this dude dribbling a basketball or trying to dribble a basketball then you will understand that he probably doesn't know how to handle a shotgun lol

He is on twitter talking about how democrats are the party of the elite and country clubs....but this guy literally lives in the River Oaks neighborhood of Houston which is the most affluent area in Houston, and it has a country club.

He's trying to become the next Trump, but he is smarter than Trump and could be more dangerous if he were ever to run for president again and actually win.
 

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He's not stupid. He just knows how to play to his audience in Texas. This fool went to private school in Houston and was the valedictorian of his class. But if you follow him he is always playing to the redneck base in Texas. He will show himself dressed like Duck Dynasty hunting with a big gun. If you have ever seen the video of this dude dribbling a basketball or trying to dribble a basketball then you will understand that he probably doesn't know how to handle a shotgun lol

He is on twitter talking about how democrats are the party of the elite and country clubs....but this guy literally lives in the River Oaks neighborhood of Houston which is the most affluent area in Houston, and it has a country club.

He's trying to become the next Trump, but he is smarter than Trump and could be more dangerous if he were ever to run for president again and actually win.
Gotta wonder about the intelligence of GOP voters in Texas when he can literally abandon the state in the middle of an emergency, then people forget all about it when he leads the choir in whining that the libz are resurrecting Dr. Seuss and murdering him.
 

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Gotta wonder about the intelligence of GOP voters in Texas when he can literally abandon the state in the middle of an emergency, then people forget all about it when he leads the choir in whining that the libz are resurrecting Dr. Seuss and murdering him.
Yup. To repeat myself, the GOP whines about Dems being condescending, but nobody seems to be making bolder assumptions about the intellectual acumen of GOP voters than guys like Cruz. The fact that it's working also tells you that they aren't wrong. Imagine if a Democrat pulled something like Cruz?! He'd be brought down in a bipartisan fashion.
 

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Gotta wonder about the intelligence of GOP voters in Texas when he can literally abandon the state in the middle of an emergency, then people forget all about it when he leads the choir in whining that the libz are resurrecting Dr. Seuss and murdering him.

They will always vote for the GOP as long as the GOP keeps scaring them with socialism and gun rights.
 
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