I found the cause of all the shootings

[User.45]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1376206303501115398/

Far be it for me to question the testicular fortitude of Lindsey, but who the FUCK really believe it's Lindsey who will be doing the defending?

And not armed personnel paid for by the country or state?

Really?!! GTFO!!!

Like him alone with an AR-15 will defend him from "the gang" of 10 people with 12 AR-15s? These guys are just absurd as fuck.

 

[Scepticalscribe]

I must admit that I cannot fathom a society where it is legal (and both socially acceptable and widely approved) for someone to bring guns - assault weaponry - into a store while shopping, but illegal to offer water to someone standing in line while waiting to vote, or cast their ballot.

 

[Pumbaa]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1376206303501115398/

Far be it for me to question the testicular fortitude of Lindsey, but who the FUCK really believe it's Lindsey who will be doing the defending?

And not armed personnel paid for by the country or state?

Really?!! GTFO!!!

I tried to visualize Lindsey defending his house with an AR-15. Somehow I ended up visualizing the McCloskeys instead...

 

[User.45]

I must admit that I cannot fathom a society where it is legal (and both socially acceptable and widely approved) for someone to bring guns - assault weaponry - into a store while shopping, but illegal to offer water to someone standing in line while waiting to vote, or cast their ballot.

It's legal to flip out your weapon but it's illegal to flip out your secondary or primary male/female genitals.

 

[JayMysteri0]

 

[LIVEFRMNYC]

It's legal to flip out your weapon but it's illegal to flip out your secondary or primary male/female genitals.

If only people were as responsible with their genitals, like the claim they are with their guns.

 

[DT]

JFC at the gun violence in the past day or so, can I assume the fuckwits over at MR are mostly worried about "MUH 2A RIGHTS!"

 

[thekev]

If you have to buy Sudafed, they do the same thing. On the few occasions I have needed to purchase it, I have been unable to resist making very ill advised jokes.

 

[DT]

If you have to buy Sudafed, they do the same thing. On the few occasions I have needed to purchase it, I have been unable to resist making very ill advised jokes.

Same. My meth jokes did not go over very well ...

 

[DT]

Like him alone with an AR-15 will defend him from "the gang" of 10 people with 12 AR-15s? These guys are just absurd as fuck.

He couldn't defend himself against me with a sharp stick ...

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1381731449183723521/

 

[hulugu]

Like him alone with an AR-15 will defend him from "the gang" of 10 people with 12 AR-15s? These guys are just absurd as fuck.

Leave Lindsay to his sexual fantasies, and his "worries" of being set upon by a gang, and how he defends his home with his "rifle."

He's a weird little dude. He's basically a Leslie Jordan character in person.

 

[User.45]

Leave Lindsay to his sexual fantasies, and his "worries" of being set upon by a gang, and how he defends his home with his "rifle."

He's a weird little dude. He's basically a Leslie Jordan character in person.

One thing I love about being 30 years younger than these assholes: I'll get to actually learn what the fuck was wrong with them at one point.

 

[thekev]

Same. My meth jokes did not go over very well ...

You don't want to be too direct with the joke. If it's morning, you could tell them how you just spent the last 12 hours reglazing your bathtub. Also try to find a way to work the phrase "good shit" in there.

 

[User.168]

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[JayMysteri0]

Guns y'all

Sure Sounds Like the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation Tried to Blame a Police Shooting on a Dead Teenager

A shootout in a Tennessee high school has left a student dead, an armed “resource officer” wounded, and the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation scrambling to understand exactly where all the bullets came from.

jezebel.com

A local news station out of Knoxville, Tennesee reports that two armed officers came to question 17-year-old Anthony J. Thompson Jr. at Austin-East Magnet High School after being tipped off that he had a gun. When officers located Thompson in a school restroom, he refused to come out, so the officers went in. Original statements by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation say that Thompson then “shot at the responding officers — hitting one. Rausch said an officer returned fire, hitting the student.”

Now, however, the TBI and local news outlets have amended the original narrative to say the bullet that hit the responding officer, Adam Wilson, in the leg did not come from the teenager’s weapon. The TBI still maintains that Thompson’s gun “was fired,” it just didn’t hit anyone. Statements from the TBI are vague, perhaps purposely. There are no witness statements to confirm the information the TBI has given local media. Thompson’s girlfriend has said she has no further information about the gun or the shooting.

 

[Thomas Veil]

It’s happening constantly now—the mass shootings. They used to be spaced days or weeks apart, and now they’re practically continuous.

Seriously...we need to start one big, omnibus “Mass Murder of the Day” thread, and put all this stuff in there. That thread will run forever.

 

[User.45]

It’s happening constantly now—the mass shootings. They used to be spaced days or weeks apart, and now they’re practically continuous.

Seriously...we need to start one big, omnibus “Mass Murder of the Day” thread, and put all this stuff in there. That thread will run forever.

There was a gap in 2020, now this are possible "just" the regression to the mean (i.e. catch up shootings).

 

[JayMysteri0]

There was a gap in 2020, now this are possible "just" the regression to the mean (i.e. catch up shootings).

D@mn pandemics gettin' in the way of our weekly mass shootings.

Now we have to do all this catching up, in between police killings.

So glad we are finally getting back to "normal".

 

[Pumbaa]

D@mn pandemics gettin' in the way of our weekly mass shootings.

Now we have to do all this catching up, in between police killings.

So glad we are finally getting back to "normal".

It’s worse now ‘cause all of the people that have been quarantined and forced to play those pesky violent video games all day!

Weird that other countries don’t see the same correlation between games and mass shootings. Must be because of American exceptionalism. Can’t be because of lax gun regulations.