The Trump Indictment Thread

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
It's probably not just gas.
 

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
You would think after putting up with his shit they would be used to the smell. poor little abused lawyers dont worry after your noses get reamed out your careers will follow.
 

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
This is just his way of showing support for House Republicans in the Floor Action Response Team.
 

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It's just crazy all the shit they are trying. I mean they picked the Jury now the jury is no good? How can this possibly be even realistic in the world of legal things? only trump would attempt such a thing. But thats why his lawyers get the big bucks.

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

Literally full of hot air, spewing equally in both directions, assuring us that anything that comes out of this guy is total bull💩

It's just crazy all the shit they are trying. I mean they picked the Jury now the jury is no good? How can this possibly be even realistic in the world of legal things? only trump would attempt such a thing. But thats why his lawyers get the big bucks.

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At what point do the filings become frivolous?
 

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At what point do the filings become frivolous?

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Despite the failure of repeated previous attempts to delay the trial, a Trump attorney was in an appeals court hours after the jury was seated, arguing that Merchan rushed through jury selection and that Trump cannot get a fair trial in Manhattan.
“To think an impartial jury could be found in that period of time, I would respectfully submit, is untenable,” attorney Clifford Robert said. Justice Marsha Michael denied the request just minutes after a brief hearing.

Back in the trial court, Merchan expressed frustration as Trump’s lawyers pressed to revisit a litany of pretrial rulings. “At some point, you need to accept the court’s rulings,” Merchan said. “There’s nothing else to clarify. There’s nothing else to reargue. We’re going to have opening statements on Monday morning. This trial is starting.”
 

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Trump said today - with a one word response to a reporter, a firm and purposeful “Yes.” - that he would testify in his hush money trial. He’s not on TV and he’s in criminal court where the stakes are higher and the games he played in civil court won’t fly (Engoron reluctantly let Trump rant and rave only because he could use those things against him in his judgement). This is an entirely different realm where he can still harm himself with outbursts, but they aren’t likely to be as tolerated because this isn’t about charging someone a bunch of money.

If I were a lawyer, I’d want some type of waiver so Trump couldn’t sue me for malpractice for letting him testify.
 

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
That’s how it is when you’re really old and losing control of your faculties. “Sleepy Joe,” my ass.
 

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Sandoval hearing didn’t go Trump’s way. He wasn’t going to testify, but now he definitely isn’t going to testify.
 
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