The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1336715353938911235/

 

[JayMysteri0]

"We have lovely parting gifts for our former president"
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337264881016451079/

Even Time magazine is telling the guy to GTFO already.

 

[iMi]

The when & why he didn't seem crazy that one time
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1333057051682070530/

You know he was mumbling some non-sense trying to come up with a coherent speech using only his fifth grade vocabulary when Melania's nose twinkled, her eyes lit up with that signature two-millimeter squint and she exclaimed "me got idea, Donald. You no worry."

That whole fucking family. I'll bet she thinks plagiarism is what patriotic Americans do. Melania, listen closely... It's pledge-of-allegiance. I know it sounds the same when you say it, but trust me. Bigly difference.

 

[Yoused]

White House Dishwasher Not Sure Why Trump Keeps Offering Him Pardon

WASHINGTON—Shrugging as he tried to explain the motivation behind the commander in chief’s frequent overtures, White House dishwasher George Vlahos told reporters Thursday he was genuinely uncertain why President Donald Trump kept offering to grant him a federal pardon. “I’ve never had any kind...

www.theonion.com

(so, yeah, ok, it really is "fake news" – I think)

 

[lizkat]

I thought there couldn't be much left in "Trump humor" but could be wrong.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337450867222581249/

 

[dogslobber]

Trump referred to the FDA as a "big, old, slow turtle" or words to that effect. I actually thought he was talking about Moscow Mitch.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337255284356550656/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337516211714854912/

 

[lizkat]

Little reminder to Trump still carrying on about SCOTUS booting the TX case:

For any of those who never played the "rock, paper, scissors" game

The Official Rules of Rock Paper Scissors - World Rock Paper Scissors Association

Official Rules of Rock Paper Scissors Rock Paper Scissors (RPS) is a zero-sum game, typically played by two people using their hands and no tools. Players make hand shapes, each with a certain degree of power, ultimately leading to an outcome. RPS is popular worldwide, played by children and...

www.wrpsa.com

 

[JayMysteri0]

True patriots every one of them.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337814831735468039/

Showing it every day in every way, as they gather to contest a legal election that didn't go their way.

 

[Thomas Veil]

I saw this headline on CNN...

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner to head south as she explores political future

...and I thought, Good, I hope they don’t stop until they see penguins,

 

[lizkat]

True patriots every one of them.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1337814831735468039/

Showing it every day in every way, as they gather to contest a legal election that didn't go their way.

Priceless. Trump's piece of the party deserves name "Yeah We Made This Up".

 

[Yoused]

I saw this headline on CNN...

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner to head south as she explores political future

...and I thought, Good, I hope they don’t stop until they see penguins,

Why do you hate penguins?

 

[Thomas Veil]

Trump left before half-time, presumably so he could challenge the result of the coin toss in the Supreme Court.

 

[JayMysteri0]

I have no idea where to post this...
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1338515996911525889/

 

[lizkat]

I saw this headline on CNN...

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner to head south as she explores political future

...and I thought, Good, I hope they don’t stop until they see penguins,

Hell I hope they appreciate Biden administration not lifting their passports on January 20th.

 

[JayMysteri0]

Hell I hope they appreciate Biden administration not lifting their passports on January 20th.

Venezuela might be an opportunity for them. I always hear the cons going on about it.

 

[DT]

JFC! This is hysterical, but the technical execution is spectacular! Will cross post to The Badlands ...

 

[lizkat]

JFC! This is hysterical, but the technical execution is spectacular! Will cross post to The Badlands ...

How do they even do that?! Much better tech than some earlier borrowings trying to make whole new presentations.

And here a lot of us still thinking it's a big deal to add/subtract someone in a still photo of some event they did not attend.

 

[thekev]

How do they even do that?! Much better tech than some earlier borrowings trying to make whole new presentations.

And here a lot of us still thinking it's a big deal to add/subtract someone in a still photo of some event they did not attend.

Deep fakes have been around at least a few years at this point, and they have improved over time. These have really come up via machine learning frameworks, which differ from those typically used by visual effects studios to map actors to creatures. Those rely on mocap data whereas this stuff is still an ongoing research topic in computer vision.