The Donald Trump Humor Thread

[JayMysteri0]

 

[Eric]

Ripped from Reddit, this is gold lol.

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1331719096220618753/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1332176279848841216/

 

[fooferdoggie]

saw this on our walk with the granddaughter.

 

[User.45]

saw this on our walk with the granddaughter.
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I opened OAN this week looking for the cure for COVID (apparently they have it but the deep state wants to hurt Trump so they hide it) and I saw them referring to a NYT oped on school closures disservice kids. FFS, then make people and school districts adhere to infection control guidelines and then we can lament on this goddamn notion. It's just amazing to see people who professionally fear communism to replicate the very worst of its notions, the idea that our wishes can overwrite reality.

 

[lizkat]

And then there's the question of what happened to the Resolution Desk in the Oval Office?

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1332173185542864897/

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1332299579572822018/

 

[User.45]

'Cause the Kraken got Durhammered.

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[JayMysteri0]

The when & why he didn't seem crazy that one time
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1333057051682070530/

 

[lizkat]

There is actually now an elaborate (spoof) online Donald J. Trump Presdential Library, complete with a "grift" shop where you can actually buy stuff or give to some good causes (not ones Trump would fancy) or even tip the creators of the site.

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

Presidential Library for the 45th President of the United States

djtrumplibrary.com

It's well designed, extensive and hilarious, when not an infuriating reminder of what we've been put through.

I'm already fond of the idea of a Covfefe coffee mug from their "grift shop".

 

[Thomas Veil]

That...is the most elaborate troll I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Zoidberg]

Does this belong in this thread?

 

[lizkat]

Does this belong in this thread?

Too bad I'll not live long enough to see women decide that plastic surgery is just a conceit of aging male TV news anchors.

 

[lizkat]

Cartoons about Trump and his pardon fetish now abound. Here's one from JD Crowe on the AL.com news site.

Crowe's accompanying note reads thus:

Alabama has been undeniably, unabashedly, completely complicit to everything Trump has done. If he and his clan need to be pre-emptively pardoned, we need one of those pre-emptive pardons, too. Thankyouverymuch.

 

[lizkat]

On the upside:

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1335042305049436166/


Hmm.. Something magical about that number 46, isn't there?

Oh yeah. Coincidentally, that's Biden's tag. Sweet dreams, Donny Boy.

 

[JayMysteri0]

I have to believe this was posted here already, but if not...

 

[dogslobber]

So now Rudi has tested positive for COVID 19. Apparently he's filing a lawsuit to contest the results.

 

[JayMysteri0]

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1336020526578487297/

She is ruthless in her Twitter game

 

[JayMysteri0]

This administration + 2020 = summed up in one picture
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1336181350966112261/