The official Florida man thread

[Chew Toy McCoy]

This one always pops up on imgur, as far as I know it is true lol

Even without the tattoos, this guy has petty criminal face. It's like genetics stacked the cards against him.

 

[Thomas Veil]

LOL. The Pats logo is goofy enough, but the helmet maker’s brand on his forehead??

Even this guy had better tats.

 

[fooferdoggie]

so funny. battle of the lawyers​

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St. Petersburg billboards battle over whether bigger is better​

St. Petersburg billboards battle over whether bigger is better

You may have seen the phallic-humored billboards on Interstate 275. Here’s the deal.

www.tampabay.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Leave it to florida to change peoples skin color.

Trailblazing Black Firefighter Furious Over Florida Mural Depicting Her as White​

Trailblazing Black Firefighter Furious Over Mural Depicting Her as White

Latosha Clemons is suing the City of Boynton Beach over the badly botched mural.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

oops

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida man wielding sword sets fire in roadway, floods booking office after arrest, police say​

Florida man wielding sword sets fire in roadway, floods booking office after arrest, police say

TITUSVILLE, Fla. (WESH) — Authorities say when they arrived to four-feet high flames in a Brevard County roadway, they found a man holding a sword and drinking alcohol. Deputies say they were on ac…

www.wfla.com

 

[JayMysteri0]

Wha?

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1450521427577393156/

Lakeland motorcyclist killed after crash with Florida Highway Patrol vehicle

Officials say a state trooper was assisting a roadway construction crew when the vehicle was moved into the path of the motorcyclist.

www.theledger.com

AUBURNDALE— A Lakeland man was killed after officials said he crashed a motorcycle he was riding into a Florida Highway Patrol car and was thrown in the path of a tractor trailer Monday.

Officials said the incident happened in Auburndale around at 7:30 p.m. on State Road 400, west of State Road 559 near Lake Agnes.

According to a release, the marked FHP was car parked inside the shoulder of westbound State Road 400 at Milepost 43, west of State Road 559 as the motorcyclist was traveling westbound on State Road 400 on a 2015 Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Officials said a 25-year-old man from Darlington, South Carolina was also traveling west in the center lane of State Road 400 in a tractor trailer parallel to the motorcyclist.

While assisting a roadway construction crew with closing a lane, the Highway Patrol vehicle moved into the path of the motorcyclist. The motorcyclist ran into the right front side of the FHP vehicle, officials said. The motorcyclist was then thrown from the bike and was struck by the tractor trailer.

The motorcyclist, who was wearing a helmet, died at the scene.

The Florida Highway Patrol is not releasing the names of the drivers because the crash is still under investigation.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

2 Florida Elementary Teachers Facing Charges After Entering Wrong Home and Shooting Occupant

Two Florida elementary school physical education teachers are facing charges after they entered the wrong person's home and shot someone after a night drinking.

www.complex.com

Because it’s Florida the shooting happened way later in the timeline than you’d expect.

This reminds me of a guy I knew who got a DUI after the cop was going to let him off with a warning but then said "Well fuck you anyway".

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say​

MADISON COUNTY, Fla. (WCTV) - A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery. The suspect was unarmed, and simply left after grabbing some napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff’s Office.

MCSO identified Edward William Rodriguez as the assailant, based on video footage and witness descriptions.

Rodriguez entered the Waffle House on 145 SE Bandit Street at about at 8 p.m., said MCSO. Witnesses described him as a white man wearing a gray hoodie, dark jeans, a dark hat, with dark hair. He was reportedly accompanied by a small dog.

Rodriguez then began shouting “get on the ground, y’all are getting robbed,” according to MCSO’s report. He then stated that he was “high and drunk,” before grabbing some napkins and walking out. Rodriguez got into a vehicle and left the parking lot, the 911 caller told deputies.

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say

A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery.

www.mysuncoast.com

 

[SuperMatt]

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say​

MADISON COUNTY, Fla. (WCTV) - A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery. The suspect was unarmed, and simply left after grabbing some napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff’s Office.

MCSO identified Edward William Rodriguez as the assailant, based on video footage and witness descriptions.

Rodriguez entered the Waffle House on 145 SE Bandit Street at about at 8 p.m., said MCSO. Witnesses described him as a white man wearing a gray hoodie, dark jeans, a dark hat, with dark hair. He was reportedly accompanied by a small dog.

Rodriguez then began shouting “get on the ground, y’all are getting robbed,” according to MCSO’s report. He then stated that he was “high and drunk,” before grabbing some napkins and walking out. Rodriguez got into a vehicle and left the parking lot, the 911 caller told deputies.

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say

A Madison County Waffle House employee called 911 Monday night to report an attempted robbery.

www.mysuncoast.com

People called 911 because a guy stole napkins? Ah, Florida.

 

[DT]

People called 911 because a guy stole napkins? Ah, Florida.

Yeah, because the next headline in Flori-Duh would be:

Man loses arms from explosive device built using Waffle House napkins

 

[lizkat]

While Texas is all about bringing the mad & sad, Florida is about the comedy

https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445892174701154313/
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445913862637817858/
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445896964999192581/
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445901497447837696/
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1445897275947905024/

In case you are not scratching your head yet in amazement

Yeah that f'g guy is becoming less and less funny. Wouldn't mask up to meet with a Florida state senator who has cancer.

Florida’s surgeon general refused to wear mask to meet senator with cancer

State Surgeon General Ladapo reportedly declined to say why he wouldn't wear a mask.

arstechnica.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Yeah that f'g guy is becoming less and less funny. Wouldn't mask up to meet with a Florida state senator who has cancer.

Florida’s surgeon general refused to wear mask to meet senator with cancer

State Surgeon General Ladapo reportedly declined to say why he wouldn't wear a mask.

arstechnica.com

he is a chip off the old stupid covid denier block.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage​

Cops: Woman "unhappy with the service" hit teenage employee​

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage

OCTOBER 25--A chicken enthusiast is facing felony burglary and child abuse charges after allegedly striking a teenage worker in the neck because she was “unhappy with the service at the KFC drive-thr

thesmokinggun.com

 

[fooferdoggie]

Florida woman uses a novel Florida approach to drug rehabilitation

MSN

 

[fooferdoggie]

Fight breaks out at Florida Dog show after organizers wouldn't refund entry fees to losers

Brawl breaks out at Miami dog show as owners demand refunds over loss

The fight escalated quickly. Video of the incident shows people throwing punches, grabbing each other and sending chairs flying across the room. No injuries to animals or people were reported.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Yoused]

Florida woman uses a novel Florida approach to drug rehabilitation

MSN

Nothing like trying to boost your prospective client base.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Nothing like trying to boost your prospective client base.

its like planned obsolesce

 

[User.168]

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[Chew Toy McCoy]

Brass Against apologises after singer urinates on fan during live show

Brass Against have apologised after its lead singer urinated on the face of a fan at the Welcome to Rockville festival in Florida.

tonedeaf.thebrag.com

When in Florida