The Trump Cesspool Thread- a place to drop misc Trump turds

[fooferdoggie]

the idiot says its his favorite book and I say only it he has one book. only 60.00 for a book you can get for free everywhere. no shame on the orange umpa loompa.

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills​

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills

Last month, he debuted a new line of Trump-branded sneakers, including $399 gold “Never Surrender High-Tops,” at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia.

www.fox8live.com

 

[Roller]

the idiot says its his favorite book and I say only it he has one book. only 60.00 for a book you can get for free everywhere. no shame on the orange umpa loompa.

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills​

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills

Last month, he debuted a new line of Trump-branded sneakers, including $399 gold “Never Surrender High-Tops,” at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia.

www.fox8live.com

Billing itself as “the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!” the new venture’s website calls it “Easy-to-read” with “large print” and a “slim design” that “invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.”

Besides a King James Version translation, it includes copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as a handwritten chorus of the famous Greenwood song.

That's quite something considering he only supports it when it benefits him.

 

[MEJHarrison]

"It’s my favorite book..."

The closest he's been to a book was his recent booking in Georgia.

 

[fooferdoggie]

“Easy-to-read”

so written in crayon?

 

[Yoused]

so written in crayon?

Bible: The Graphic Novel

 

[fooferdoggie]

Bible: The Graphic Novel

I am surprised it is not gold everything trump sells is covered in gold. cheap gold of course.

 

[Yoused]

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles

Now I got this thing stuck in my head,

Because I got scruples. You know what that is?
No, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!​

Where the hell is that from, and what does it have to do with bibles?

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Rapper Diddy’s lawyer called the his sex trafficking investigation a witch hunt. Made me realize how much Trump has ruined that term that has now become synonymous with "Yeah, I did it. So what?". It’s the last term anybody proclaiming innocence should use.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

My favorite current thing that Trump does is say that the US has become a joke but stops short of the fact that he and MAGA are the reason for that.

They will be the reason that elephants and dolphins statistically surpass humans on intelligence.

 

[GermanSuplex]

I managed to get some image scans from the Trump-endorsed Bible, it’s true to the source material but there’s something off I can’t put my finger on.

Like Adam and Eve in the garden..

 

[fooferdoggie]

 

[fooferdoggie]

pretty pathetic playing the butt hurt Christin while not being a Cristian. worse lying about easter when you don even know what easter is about.

 

[fooferdoggie]

This is so bad.trying to claim Biden is doing blasphemy while he compares his lying self to Jesus.

 

[Huntn]

This is so bad.trying to claim Biden is doing blasphemy while he compares his lying self to Jesus.
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Only part of this is about Trump, but worth a few laughs:
SNL Weekend Update 3/30/24

Watch Saturday Night Live Clip: Weekend Update: Trump Selling $60 Bibles, Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses - NBC.com

Watch Saturday Night Live highlight: Weekend Update: Trump Selling $60 Bibles, Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses - NBC.com

www.nbc.com

 

[GermanSuplex]

Kenneth Copeland would be an excellent VP pick for Trump.

 

[Chew Toy McCoy]

Trump Sues Truth Social Company Co-Founders to Zero Them Out (1)

Donald Trump has sued two co-founders of his newly public Trump Media & Technology Group Corp., claiming they set the company up improperly and shouldn’t get any stock in it.

news.bloomberglaw.com

Because of course. There are some who believe rich white people are only held accountable when they fuck over other rich white people. I think Trump is getting dangerously close to that, but he’s also dangerously close to bleeding his poor rubes dry. Their grift fund is reaching bottom.

 

[GermanSuplex]

Trump Sues Truth Social Company Co-Founders to Zero Them Out (1)

Donald Trump has sued two co-founders of his newly public Trump Media & Technology Group Corp., claiming they set the company up improperly and shouldn’t get any stock in it.

news.bloomberglaw.com

Because of course. There are some who believe rich white people are only held accountable when they fuck over other rich white people. I think Trump is getting dangerously close to that, but he’s also dangerously close to bleeding his poor rubes dry. Their grift fund is reaching bottom.

This is actually somewhat heartwarming. Anyone who's gotten into bed with Trump the last decade or so was literally ASKING to be screwed over.

 

[MEJHarrison]

Trump Sues Truth Social Company Co-Founders to Zero Them Out (1)

Donald Trump has sued two co-founders of his newly public Trump Media & Technology Group Corp., claiming they set the company up improperly and shouldn’t get any stock in it.

news.bloomberglaw.com

Because of course. There are some who believe rich white people are only held accountable when they fuck over other rich white people. I think Trump is getting dangerously close to that, but he’s also dangerously close to bleeding his poor rubes dry. Their grift fund is reaching bottom.

He uses the court system more frequently than I use the bathroom. Normal people do all they can to stay out of court. That's just how he runs his life. It's just another tool in his tool belt.

 

[Eric]

This is actually somewhat heartwarming. Anyone who's gotten into bed with Trump the last decade or so was literally ASKING to be screwed over.

Total idiots, it's like watching the roadrunner... you know they're going to get screwed but they're just absolutely clueless.

 

[MEJHarrison]

Anyone who's gotten into bed with Trump the last decade or so was literally ASKING to be screwed over.

I'd say the same goes for all the suckers buying the stock. I'm sure there will be stories someday of rubes who sank everything they had into buying as much stock as they could.